Seinfeld Was Right

I was always a fan of Seinfeld. I watched the show regularly and always found it funny, but always thought they were taking a particular quirk or situation to an extreme to increase its funniness. Well, today I encountered my first honest to goodness soft-talker. You would remember her from the Puffy Shirt Episode. She was the one who asked Jerry to wear the pirate shirt on TV and he agreed never having really heard her. Well, their portrayal of that character was right on the money! This "real live" soft-talker works for CVS and I'll be damned if you can make out anything she says. I think I was a mere inch from her face before I actually heard noise coming from her mouth. And I gotta say, when there is a problem with their credit card machine and you are asking questions, and expecting answers to those questions, a soft-talker is not who you need to talk to.