Colorado Beware!

Just a friendly warning to all Coloradans. Beware of new female transplants to your state from the state of Maryland! In the near future we will be lucky enough to have this particular female move away from our state, but unfortunately for you all, she's headed to Colorado. Do not, under any circumstances, lend this woman any money and do not accept a check from her! I'd also be skeptical of anything she says!

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